i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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