Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Please don't give away my fajitas
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters