She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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