in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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