Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm like, not good at living.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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