the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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