super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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