i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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