You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
this boner is exhausting
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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