So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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