Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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