Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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