Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
