yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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