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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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