it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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