can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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