i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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