I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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