going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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