Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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