If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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