So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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