I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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