Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
