SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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