No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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