Whod you bang
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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