Nicole vs. Life
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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