in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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