I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
