Dual....:-)
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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