when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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