Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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