If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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