I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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