More tranny stories later!
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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