I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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