Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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