Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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