I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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