We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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