Yo dont text me then not text me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
4 words: hood of his car
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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