So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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