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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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