If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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