Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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