sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
