I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Those nachos came to me in a dream
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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