idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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