If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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