5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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