He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
