Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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