Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
