hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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