Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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