no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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