My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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