If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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