I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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