I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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